The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No doubt about it, can't live without it!
The Misheard: No doubt about it, take me on a nugget!
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem.
The Misheard: You scratch your ass away in your suicide pose.
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Real Lyric: You’re a candle in the window On a cold, dark winter’s night
The Misheard: You're a candle in the window like a corndog in the night
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Real Lyric: C'mon baby, light my fire
The Misheard: C'mon baby lick my thigh
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumcised Telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me a pile of love
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Real Lyric: I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
The Misheard: I took all of his money and I bought a whole tamale
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl
The Misheard: I ain't no Harley's fat girl
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Real Lyric: The chemicals between us.
The Misheard: The camel comes between us.
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Real Lyric: I do my little turns on the catwalk
The Misheard: I do my little turns on the cupboard
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