The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You feel my heart, I'm just a moment behind...
The Misheard: You feel my heart and just my Roman behind...
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Real Lyric: There's a dead end to my left, There's a burning bush to my right.
The Misheard: There's a Denny's to my left, There's a burning bush to my right.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds done to sheep [Editor's Note: Weird Al Yankovic actually did make a song called "Dirty Deeds Done to Sheep" so it's not really fair to call this a mishearance]
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Real Lyric: Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies...
The Misheard: Crack-ups and babies and crabby old ladies...
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man
The Misheard: I was soooo mad!
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Real Lyric: I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man want to speak Spanish,
The Misheard: I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man want to see spandex,
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Real Lyric: Strawberry lips saying, baby I want you...
The Misheard: Strong hairy lips saying baby I love you...
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from these monstrosities
The Misheard: Spare him his life from these warm sausages
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Real Lyric: The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Nevermore to go astray This will be the end today Of the wanted man ... Nevermore to go astray The judge will have revenge today
The Misheard: The renegade who had it made With chicks all around me Every morning I would scream, "This will be the end today!!!" Of the wanted man ... Every morning I would scream, "What will happen next today?!!"
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Real Lyric: I need some company. A gaurdian angel...
The Misheard: I need some company. A gun and hair gel...
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