The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That don't impress me much.
The Misheard: That don't piss me much.
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Real Lyric: sweet dream are made of this
The Misheard: blue jeans are made of the sea
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Real Lyric: Joy to the world, the Lord is come!
The Misheard: Joy to the world, the Devil's dead!
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Real Lyric: Its just the beast under your bed In your closet, In your head...
The Misheard: Its just the monsters in your bed In your closet In your head
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Real Lyric: Who built the ark? Noah! Noah!
The Misheard: Who built the ark? No one! No one!
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Real Lyric: I hope they can not see the limitless potential living inside of me to murder everything
The Misheard: I hope they can not see the man with less potential living inside of me to murder every hinge
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Real Lyric: the only thing I haven't done yet is die and it's me and my plus-one at the afterlife
The Misheard: the only thing I haven't done yet is done and it's me and my crossword in the afternoonlight
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me--in the name of love!
The Misheard: Pour some sugar on me--if you need more lumps!
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Real Lyric: There's nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
The Misheard: There are nachos in the the bathroom just below the stairs.
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Real Lyric: ...and pretend that he is Parson Brown
The Misheard: ..and pretend that his parts are brown...
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