The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
The Misheard: take me down to the paradise city, where the your ass is green and the grills are pretty
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time, and it's 18 and life to go
The Misheard: 18 and life jus' started 18 and life to go Your crime this time, now it's 18 and life to go
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Heads we will and tails we'll try again
The Misheard: Hamster wheel and tails we'll trod again
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Real Lyric: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: Makes me laugh! No, we will not let you go! Scare a moose, scare a moose, will you do the damn tango, Beelzebub is a devil with a son for me.
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Real Lyric: its too late to apologize
The Misheard: its too late to call a judge
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the po' boys are playin' Bring a nickel, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street Where the pump boys are playin' And the Duke herds family feet.
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, But she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a coward, But she stinks like a pea
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Real Lyric: Our Lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: Confidence is a must c**kiness is a plus
The Misheard: alpha pants is a must packing this is a plus
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