The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Surprise! You're dead!
The Misheard: Surprise your dad!
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Real Lyric: touch that dial turn me on...
The Misheard: trucks and dogs turn me on...
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Real Lyric: im all out of enemies
The Misheard: im all out of vitamins
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Real Lyric: The lady then she covered me in roses. She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
The Misheard: The lady threw me right across her shoulder She blew my nose and then she blew my mind
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Real Lyric: Tell Me More, Tell Me More
The Misheard: Tony Moore, Tony Moore
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Real Lyric: So damn easy to cave in Man kills everything.
The Misheard: So damn easy to crave it Mad cows everywhere.
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Real Lyric: Taxi, we'd rather walk
The Misheard: Taxi with rubber wok
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Real Lyric: You're an angel,you're an angel,you're an angel.
The Misheard: You're a midget,you're an eejit,you're a ninja.
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Real Lyric: i aint no holla back girl
The Misheard: i aint no party fat girl
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna harden my heart.
The Misheard: I'm gonna fart in my car.
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