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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Foo Fighters

    Song: All My Life

    Real Lyric: Then I’m done done, on to the next one Done done, and I’m on to the next one

    The Misheard: then i turn turn on the next one turn turn and i'm on the next one

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Lyin' Eyes

    Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes

    The Misheard: You can't hide in my garage

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tractor.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: You can dance, you can jive Having the time of your life

    The Misheard: Children dance, children die Having the time of your life

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    Artist: U2

    Song: With Or Without You

    Real Lyric: See the thorn twist in your side.

    The Misheard: See the thong twist in her side.

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    Artist: Eminem

    Song: The Real Slim Shady

    Real Lyric: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?

    The Misheard: I'm the chicken lady, yes I'm the chicken lady, All you other chicken ladies are just imitating, So won't the real chicken lady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?

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    Artist: James Blunt

    Song: 1973

    Real Lyric: Simona You're getting older The journey's been Etched on your skin

    The Misheard: Chinese is etched on your skin

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Club At The End Of The Street

    Real Lyric: Me and you rendezvous in the club at the end of the street

    The Misheard: me and you running nude in a crowded Vienna street

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    Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot

    Song: Baby Got Back

    Real Lyric: Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

    The Misheard: Beggin' for a piece of that butthole

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    Artist: Jamiroquai

    Song: Love Cats

    Real Lyric: Seems so true, all the lies you're telling

    The Misheard: Seems so true, I'm a large italian

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