The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We built this city on rock n roll
The Misheard: We killed this fishy on Pork Head Road
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Real Lyric: I look just like Buddy Holly And your Mary Tyler Moore
The Misheard: Look at my buddy Holly Time to mary, time no more
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got better days besides
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Real Lyric: More than a woman more than a woman to me
The Misheard: Bald headed woman bald headed woman to me
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Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music
The Misheard: Weasels got the music
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Real Lyric: Purple Haze...
The Misheard: Blue Haze
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Real Lyric: A loaded God complex, c**k-it and pull it.
The Misheard: A loaded God complex, C**k eating bullet.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, stuffed for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Laughing in the playground -- gets no kicks from little boys: would rather make it with a letching grey.
The Misheard: Laughing in the playground -- gets no kicks from little boys: brother playing with electric trains.
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Real Lyric: He doesn't look a thing like Jesus...
The Misheard: He doesn't look a thing like Cheese Nips...
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