The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gettin jiggy with it
The Misheard: Wicky Chicky Wicket
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Real Lyric: "I'm your venus..."
The Misheard: "I'm your fetus..."
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Real Lyric: You could really be a Beau Brummel baby If you just give it half a chance.
The Misheard: You could really be a fo flaumer baby If you just give it half a chance.
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Real Lyric: She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
The Misheard: She's killin' Dylan when she's after Beatles
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
The Misheard: Soiled from head to toe I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Real Lyric: Your body is a wonderland.
The Misheard: Your body is a waffle iron.
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Real Lyric: Every time you go away, You take a piece of me with you.
The Misheard: Every time you go away, You take a piece of meat with you.
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: I supply the fish
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Real Lyric: Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
The Misheard: Trying hard to look like Freddy Kruger.
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Real Lyric: Take the last train to Clarksville, and I must hang up the phone. I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station all alone. I'm feelin' low.
The Misheard: Take the last train to Clarksville, and I must hang up the phone. I can hear you in the snozy well or station all alone. I'm feelin' low.
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