The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: eating from a can
The Misheard: eating from a cat
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Real Lyric: got a strange magic
The Misheard: Got to strain my d**k
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Real Lyric: You close your eyes and visualize the day you'll get away.
The Misheard: You close your eyes and visualize a deer getting rear.
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Real Lyric: No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy.
The Misheard: No muscle brawn man could take my hand from my guy.
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son!
The Misheard: But the jam is not my son!
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Real Lyric: I'm sick and tired of your reasons
The Misheard: I'm stuck inside of your braces
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Real Lyric: We are all born superstars
The Misheard: We were almost superstars
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Real Lyric: Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk
The Misheard: I fall in love with everyone whenever I'm drunk
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get lucky
The Misheard: We'll rob a Mexican monkey
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Real Lyric: I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
The Misheard: I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
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