The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Put your ray gun to my head
The Misheard: Put your wig onto my head
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles, Where you from? You sexy thing.
The Misheard: I believe in miracles, Wear a bra, You sexy thing.
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Real Lyric: Two kids, a dog and a cautionary wife
The Misheard: A ticket, a dog and a cautionary wife
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Real Lyric: Once I had a love and it was gas. Soon turned out he had a heart of glass.
The Misheard: Once I had a love and it was a blast. Soon turned out he had a lumpy ass.
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: He's the black writer
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Real Lyric: It all seems like yesterday not far away, Tropical the island breeze, All of nature wild and free, This is where I want to be, La Isla bonita.
The Misheard: It all seems like yesterday not far away, Drop a goolie, I love cheese, All of nature wild and free, This is where I want to be, Lucky star fajita!
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Real Lyric: My baby don't care
The Misheard: My pepee don't care
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Real Lyric: Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's.
The Misheard: Let's all go down to do Miss Walker.
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Real Lyric: I'm the leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate.
The Misheard: I believe in love and the lies of evil oh so intricle.
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
The Misheard: Sometimes I feel like I don't have a gardner
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