The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blizkreg Bop
The Misheard: Let's kick butt.
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango...
The Misheard: Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...
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Real Lyric: Change is coming round real soon Make us women and men
The Misheard: Change is coming round real soon Make us swim in it, man!
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Flirting bees, and the dandruff cheese
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Real Lyric: So I missed a million miles of fun
The Misheard: So I'm Mr. Million Miles of Fun
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Real Lyric: They're forming in a straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop They're piling in the back seat They're generating steam heat Pulsating to the back beat The Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: They're going in a straight line They're going through a-side one Kick 'em in the tampon Blitz Street bop They're boiling in the back seats The General's leaving Potato to the back beat Blitz Street bop
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Real Lyric: California has worn me quite thin.
The Misheard: California has one big white fin.
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I feel like a prophet.
The Misheard: Sometimes I feel like a coffee.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty jeans and the dungarees.
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, But he knew it couldn't last.
The Misheard: Jojo was a wan who thought he was a woman, But he knew he couldn't pass.
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