The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The chorus: Shoo Bop Bop, shoo bop bop
The Misheard: Shoot a mama, shoot a mama also Chicken mama chicken mama
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Real Lyric: I've got chills, And they're multiplying, And I'm losing control.
The Misheard: I've got shoes, That I'm going to fly in, And I'm losing the toes.
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Real Lyric: You shook me all night long!
The Misheard: You! Should be on my lawn!
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me To know I'm still alive and i wore cologne i wore cologne i wore cologne
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Real Lyric: I think the present owner fixed it up.
The Misheard: I think the prison oughta fix it up.
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Real Lyric: Kiss me in the rain. . .
The Misheard: Kiss me in the brain. . .
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Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid, A complete impossibility.
The Misheard: She's a muscular boy, A complete impossibility.
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Real Lyric: Big Old Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Ol' Jam and a wino
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Real Lyric: i got chills, they're multiplying
The Misheard: i got kids, they're multiplying
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life or his pork sausages
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