The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like a pig!
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Real Lyric: Ah, Freak out!
The Misheard: Aaafrica!
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Real Lyric: Soon you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone.
The Misheard: So you will call me up When the bullet hits the phone.
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Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy
The Misheard: I smell sex in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: There's a little black spot on the sun today: That's my soul up there.
The Misheard: There's a little black spot on the sun today: That's my solar flare.
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Real Lyric: Do the Locomotion with me
The Misheard: Do the love of mushrooms with me
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Real Lyric: I can’t stand it, I know you planned it.
The Misheard: I can’t stand it, I'm on your planet.
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Real Lyric: You got me in agony
The Misheard: You got me in a gurney
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Real Lyric: "Same old Lang Syne"
The Misheard: "Another hole hangs on..."
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Real Lyric: I'm a model, you know what I mean...
The Misheard: I'm a moron, you know what I mean...
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