The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little makeup.
The Misheard: Grandma should put on a little makeup.
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Real Lyric: Lift me up, lift me up Higher now ama
The Misheard: Lick me off, Lick me off I am so dirty
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Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Big Miss Mandy, drink my wine, come and "dig my earth"
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Real Lyric: Knockin on heaven's door
The Misheard: Knocking on Kevins door
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Real Lyric: Alive and kickin'
The Misheard: I like it kinky
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Real Lyric: For once in my life I wont let sorrow hurt me.
The Misheard: For once in my life I wont let Zorro hurt me.
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Real Lyric: Well I'm hot blooded! Check it and see
The Misheard: Well I'm hot doggin'! Can't ya see?
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Real Lyric: I ain't no hollaback girl
The Misheard: I ain't no Harlem black girl
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Real Lyric: Treating people just like pawns in chess
The Misheard: Treating people just like sausages
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, And she don't care.
The Misheard: She's got a chicken to ride, She's got a chicken to ride, She's got a chicken to ride, And she won't share.
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