The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I’m up in the kitchen singing Mama’s out in the backyard Daddy’s downstairs digging a grave
The Misheard: I’m up in the kitchen singing Mama’s out in the backyard Daddy’s downstairs takin' a pee
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Real Lyric: Softer the sadder you sing
The Misheard: Softer than Saddam Hussein
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Real Lyric: Feel like a guitar that's never played, will someone strum away
The Misheard: Feel like I get tired, that's never plain, will someone start away
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Real Lyric: There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long
The Misheard: There's a chance that we've liked Paul McCartney for too long
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Real Lyric: They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
The Misheard: They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays the bells
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me.
The Misheard: Somethin', somethin'.
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Real Lyric: Whoa-oa, China grove
The Misheard: Whoa-oa! Johnny Whoa!
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Real Lyric: The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
The Misheard: The north side of my town faced that useless space in south
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Real Lyric: Releases life in me
The Misheard: My nieces lie for me
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza Count the head lice on the highway
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