The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet.
The Misheard: I'm only a man, not a silly red sheep
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Real Lyric: Lions and tigers come a-runnin' just to steal your luck
The Misheard: Lions and tigers come a-runnin' just to steal your lunch
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Real Lyric: A television freak show cops and robbers everywhere.
The Misheard: I tell you there's these freaks like cops and hobbits everywhere.
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Real Lyric: Michigan seems like a dream to me now
The Misheard: This chicken seems like a dream to me now
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Real Lyric: When the madness stops then you will be alone
The Misheard: When the magnum stops, why don't you make pavlova
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Real Lyric: Layla, you got me on my knees Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please
The Misheard: Layla, you got me on your knees Layla, pickin' at my fleas
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get rid of my friends
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Oooh, Doppler Radar
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Real Lyric: Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself Maybe I'll wake up for once
The Misheard: Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself Maybe I'll wake up a walrus
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Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up, Smack my b***h up
The Misheard: The xylophone, it injured my kazoo.
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