The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ....The fickle finger or fate came and broke my pretty balloon
The Misheard: ....the fickle finger of fate came and took my fruit-of -the-looms
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Real Lyric: "We're up all night to get lucky"
The Misheard: All up on Mexican Rugby.
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Real Lyric: Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The Misheard: Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, those unequal suspenders
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Real Lyric: I want to... Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
The Misheard: I want to... Spank you Spank you Spank you Spank you
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Real Lyric: Where beer does flow and men chunder.
The Misheard: Where leaders flow and change gender.
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Real Lyric: Open the blinds and the world is in rotation
The Misheard: Open the blinds and the world is immitation
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Real Lyric: Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
The Misheard: Wake up, smell the caffeine in your bank account
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Real Lyric: Memoria
The Misheard: Ann Maria
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Real Lyric: Yeah, they say I'm a dreamer.
The Misheard: Yeah, they say I'm a gamer.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna rent myself a house in the shade of the freeway
The Misheard: I'm gonna rid myself of health in the shape of freebase
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