The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: since you never gave a damn in the first place
The Misheard: since you never gave up ham and the turkey
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Real Lyric: Ghetto supastar, That is what you are Comin' from afar, Reachin' for the stars.
The Misheard: Ghetto superstar, That is what you are, Comin from afar, In your mother's bra.
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Real Lyric: All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head
The Misheard: All you did was hog the bed and then your mother kicked me in the head
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Real Lyric: Making love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: Banging on the bathroom door
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Real Lyric: open up your fruitcage.
The Misheard: open up your fruitcakes.
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Real Lyric: Colour my hair, Do what I dare, Oh oh oh!
The Misheard: Come in my hair, Do what I dare, Oh oh oh!
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Real Lyric: I said take me as I am 'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile
The Misheard: I said take me as I am 'Cause you might enjoy some Agnus for awhile
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Real Lyric: Fairies wear boots dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!
The Misheard: Faries wear boots and dances without bra, all right now!
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Real Lyric: I've got good lemonade, dixie cups
The Misheard: I've got one long banana, dixie cups
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Real Lyric: Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
The Misheard: Cause it's so dangerous, when you love Sigourney Weaver
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