The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And it really makes me wonder If I ever gave a f@#k about you
The Misheard: And it makes me wonder If I should wear my aligator pants
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Real Lyric: Where I lay my head is home...
The Misheard: "Where I lay my head and soul"
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Real Lyric: Shoot an apple off my head.
The Misheard: Shouldn't I pull off my head?
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Real Lyric: Waiting for the sunrise, soul dancing in the dark
The Misheard: Waiting for the sunrise, toads dancing in the park
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apoligize
The Misheard: It's too late to Porta-John
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Real Lyric: If you could get me a drink of water cuz my lips are chapped and faded call my aunt marie
The Misheard: if you could get me the brink of slaughter cuz my lips r chapped and shaded cuz of my infamy
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush. Keep it down now Voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh, George Even downtown this is scary
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Real Lyric: more than a woman, more than a woman to me...
The Misheard: four letter woman, four letter woman to me....
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Real Lyric: it's Christmas time in the city
The Misheard: it's Christmas time in Malaysia
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Real Lyric: Take me to the clouds above
The Misheard: Take me to the Travelodge
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