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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Waterloo

    Real Lyric: Waterloo...

    The Misheard: Wantin' you...

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: "We don't like it, Rock the Casbah!, Rock the Casbah!"

    The Misheard: Cheri don't like it, Stop the Catbox!, Stop the Catbox!"

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Lay Lady Lay

    Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed

    The Misheard: Lay across my big ass bed

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: Pissing the Night Away

    The Misheard: This is a Tidal Wave

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.

    The Misheard: Knitting on the park bench, dying little girls with bad intent!

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More Than a Woman

    The Misheard: Bald Headed Woman

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    Artist: Billy Bragg

    Song: Greetings to the new brunette

    Real Lyric: And if you haven't noticed yet I'm more impressionable when my cement is wet

    The Misheard: And if you haven't noticed yet I'm more impressionable when my semen is wet

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

    Real Lyric: We're Seargeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

    The Misheard: We're Salt and Peppa's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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    Artist: Bonnie Raitt

    Song: Something to Talk About

    Real Lyric: Let's give them something to talk about

    The Misheard: Let's go get something at Taco Bell

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    Artist: Richard Marx

    Song: Hold On to the Nights

    Real Lyric: Hold onto the night Hold onto the memories

    The Misheard: Hold onto the night Hold onto the mammary

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