The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: she don't like that kind of behaviour
The Misheard: she don't like that kind of a haircut
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Real Lyric: No inspiration, No goals.
The Misheard: No respiration, no goals.
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Real Lyric: He got a custom Continental, he got an Eldorado too. He got a thirty-two gun in his pocket for fun, he got a razor in his shoe.
The Misheard: He got accustomed Continental, he got an air go right or two. He got a thirty-two gun and his pocket for fun, he got a raisin in his shoe.
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Real Lyric: I really miss your hair in my face.
The Misheard: I really miss your hairy buttface.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Do the lovely lady.
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Real Lyric: Follow The God that failed
The Misheard: Follow The Garbage Man
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Real Lyric: Put God first.
The Misheard: Cook out first.
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid, and contagious
The Misheard: Pop is stupid, and contagious
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Real Lyric: Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it (6 times)
The Misheard: Who's a sexy cow? Go hippie go.
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Real Lyric: And pray to god he hears you
The Misheard: and pray to god he kills you
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