The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball. (x3) Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic a big, big love
The Misheard: The bar, the bar, the bar, the salad bar (x3) Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic is what you are.
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Real Lyric: "She keeps her Moet et Chandon, in a pretty cabinet"
The Misheard: "She keeps a mole and a ???? in a pretty cabinet"
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Real Lyric: I think that God's got a sick sense of humour.
The Misheard: I think that guard's got a zig-zag zookeeper.
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Real Lyric: My name is Jonas I'm carrying the wheel
The Misheard: My name is Jonas I'm here in the whale
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Real Lyric: This is my line, this is eternal
The Misheard: This is my life, this is a turtle
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up only Santa wants a cupful of yarn.
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Real Lyric: I'm the leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate! Oh so intricate!
The Misheard: I'm a little man! And I'm also evil! Also into cats! Also into cats!
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Real Lyric: Start me up!
The Misheard: Estavio!
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Misheard: Once failed up a leap test rising up through the air.
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Real Lyric: Snot is running down his nose
The Misheard: Scott is learning how to pose
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