The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty teeth of thunder chief.
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Real Lyric: And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exceptional earner
The Misheard: And with a lot on my heart, I'm still an exceptional air heart
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Suuuuperior
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Real Lyric: Dreams of his crash...
The Misheard: Dreams of his crotch...
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Real Lyric: Cut my life in to peices, This is my last resort! Suffocation, No breathing, Don't give a f**k if I cut my arms bleeding.
The Misheard: Cut my steak in to peices, This is my plastic fork! Starvation, No eating, Don't give a f**k if it's done well or bleeding.
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Real Lyric: Round Yon Virgin, mother and child, Holy infant so tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace.
The Misheard: Round John Virgin, motherless child, Holy lint sewed tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peas, Sleep in heavenly peas.
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Real Lyric: We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning
The Misheard: We didn't start the fire It was always burning Said the worst attorney
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Real Lyric: Trip to heave and ho
The Misheard: Trip to Ivanhoe
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Real Lyric: The end is knocking, the end is knocking
The Misheard: The end is not gay, the end is not gay
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Real Lyric: and the angelic host proclaim
The Misheard: and the jelly post proclaim
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