The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Did you ever know that you're my hero You're everything I wish I could be I could fly higher than an eagle
The Misheard: Did you ever know that you're my gyro You're everything I wish I could eat I could fight hunger wth an eclair
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed.
The Misheard: Lay across my big grass bed.
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Real Lyric: Guitar, drums, load up!
The Misheard: Guitar, drugs, ladies!
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Real Lyric: Sonny has a baby and bills to pay
The Misheard: Sonny has a baby induced today
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Real Lyric: When I was young I knew everything She a punk who rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: When I was young I knew everything Chia Punkarelli never took advice
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Real Lyric: Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth Among the fields of gold
The Misheard: Feel the bloody rats when you kiss her mouth Among the fields of gold
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Real Lyric: Beetlebum He's on, he's on, he's on it
The Misheard: Beetlebum Piss on, piss on, piss on me...
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Real Lyric: My toe's just touched the water
The Misheard: My toaster's touched the water
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Real Lyric: Surprise, it's time, to feel what's real What happened to miss independent's no longer need to be defensive? Goodbye, old you, when love, is true
The Misheard: Surprise, it's time, to feel what's real What happened to cinimon bun no longer need to be defensive? Goodbye, old you, when love, is true
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Real Lyric: I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?
The Misheard: I took her out, it was a Nighty-Night, I walk alone, to get the feeling right, We started making out, and she took off my pants, But I get more turned on from TV, And that's about the time she walked away from me, Nobody makes love when they are 23,
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