The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But my dreams aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be.
The Misheard: But dreams aren't as antique as my conscience seems to be
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Real Lyric: People = s**t
The Misheard: people eat bull s**t
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: The police stole my car.
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Real Lyric: Oh, When I saw her standing there; And I held her hand in miiiiine
The Misheard: Oh, when I saw her stand in bed; And I held her hand in high heeeeeels
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Real Lyric: kiss the sky
The Misheard: kiss this fly
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Real Lyric: Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine Jane lost her grip and a-down she fell Squared herself away as she let out a yell
The Misheard: Possy and gang just gave them all they got Sittin' on that crap and pack the double yacht Shame off the grip at a nazi fair Park a couple wangs instead of that yell
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Real Lyric: Leave me breathless, cover me
The Misheard: Give me breathmints, cover me
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Real Lyric: This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special
The Misheard: This year, to semi-frontiers I'll give it to someone special
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Real Lyric: Damn near cried when I got that phone call...
The Misheard: Family cried when I got that phone call...
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Real Lyric: In Birmingham they love the Governor Now we all did what we could do...
The Misheard: In Birmingham there lived a girl now Now we all did what we could do...
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