The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I’m a leading man And the lies I weave are oh-so intricate Oh-so intricate
The Misheard: I'm a little man And I'm also evil Also into cats Also into cats
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Real Lyric: It's easy when you know how To get along without Biff! Bang! Pow!
The Misheard: It's easy when you know how To get along with a big fat cow
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down... Pissin' the night away
The Misheard: I'm gettin' on top But I get off again You're never gonna reach the top... Listen, the nightingale
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Real Lyric: here in my car i feel safest of all
The Misheard: here in my car i feel safe as the mall
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Real Lyric: what's that coming over the hill is it a monster.
The Misheard: what's that coming over the hill is it a bus stop.
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Real Lyric: Hold your head up
The Misheard: Blow your head up
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doofus Throwing snowballs in a fight Blinded by the light
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Real Lyric: Captain Jack will get you by tonight
The Misheard: Doctor doctor will get you iodine
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Real Lyric: i wish i had a pencil thin mustache
The Misheard: i wish i had a mexican mustache
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Real Lyric: some people claim there's a woman to blame
The Misheard: some people claim there's a walnut to blame
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