The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But it once was so easy
The Misheard: But if words were so easy
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
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Real Lyric: I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate.
The Misheard: I'm not a shoulder to cry on, and I died pretty. I'm a leading man, and the arms I eat are, Oh so intricate.
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Real Lyric: Please have snow, and mistletow
The Misheard: POLICE have snow, and mistletow
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy 'bout a short gas man.
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone.
The Misheard: I got two turtlenecks and an ice cream cone.
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Real Lyric: I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe
The Misheard: I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buns babe
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Real Lyric: You're burnin' up my dreams...
The Misheard: You're vermin of my dreams
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Real Lyric: That I dug my key Into the side of his Pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats
The Misheard: That I dug my key Into the side of his Pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his legacy
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Real Lyric: I turned 21 in prison Doing life without parole
The Misheard: I turned 21 in prison Zhou Enlai without parole
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