The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dancing In Heaven I Never thought I'd ever get my feet this far (Orbital Bee-bop)
The Misheard: Dancing In Heaven I Never thought I'd ever get my feet this far (Or be your neighbor)
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Real Lyric: It's got an atmosphere of its own somehow
The Misheard: It's got to be Rumpy Stoats somehow
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Real Lyric: Hate something, somewhere, each day, Dealing without forgiveness
The Misheard: Hate something, somewhere, each day, Gonna kick out the Governor
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Real Lyric: A Mafioso story with a twist, A "Too Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch,
The Misheard: A Mafioso story with a twist, A tofu sumo lunar hit,
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Real Lyric: Who looked like a girlfriend that I had In February of last year
The Misheard: Who looked like a girlfriend that I had In Fairview, where were you last year?
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
The Misheard: Smoke on the water, a fire in disguise
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my teenage tragedies.
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care!
The Misheard: She's got a chicken to fry, She's got a chicken to fry, She's got a chicken to fry, And she won't share!
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Real Lyric: It takes too long for I found out what people mean by down and out
The Misheard: It takes too long for I found out while people eat my daddy out
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Real Lyric: 18 and life you got it 18 and life ya know
The Misheard: 18 and a licensed driver 18 on the Maginot
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