The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna leave it again
The Misheard: I wanna leave Bennigans
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Real Lyric: It's getting so lonely inside this bed...
The Misheard: It's getting so lonely inside my head...
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Real Lyric: Just let me state for the record We're giving love in a family dose
The Misheard: Just let me staple the vicar We're giving love in a femidom
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins
The Misheard: I fight authority and totally always will
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Real Lyric: The rhythm is gonna get'cha tonight
The Misheard: Benjamin's gonna get'cha tonight
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Real Lyric: Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo...
The Misheard: Why don't you pop an itchy b**th of a banana...
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Real Lyric: Thought I could have my cake and eat it too.
The Misheard: Thought I'd go out with Kate, and Edith too.
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Real Lyric: And we shouldn't hope, No we shouldn't hope.
The Misheard: In the s**ttin' hole, Know the s**ttin' hole.
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Real Lyric: Into the abyss will I run.
The Misheard: Into the abyss with my mom.
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Real Lyric: Tell me all of your secrets
The Misheard: Let me out of your ceiling
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