The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I get no towels, but I get up again
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Real Lyric: Poetry in motion
The Misheard: Poultry in motion
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front - Eminence Front
The Misheard: Limited Funk - Limted Funk
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Real Lyric: free, Free fallin'
The Misheard: Friiii, FRIJOLES!
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Real Lyric: Above all the others, we'll fly
The Misheard: Above on yonder, we'll fly
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Real Lyric: I found me a reason to live and die for...
The Misheard: I found me a reason to live in Darfur...
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Real Lyric: ...It's not news when you got a new bag...
The Misheard: ...It's not news when you got into bed...
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Real Lyric: Pepperoni and green peppers
The Misheard: Pepperoni angry peppers
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Real Lyric: She's a maneater.
The Misheard: She's a bandleader.
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Real Lyric: Waiting for your modern mesiah, to take away all the hatred it darkens the light in your eye, still awaiting I.
The Misheard: Waiting for your martyr, mesiah to take away all the hatred it darkens the light in your eye, still awaiting I.
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