The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dinner's at six, wear your cement shoes
The Misheard: Dinner's at six, wear your semen shoes
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Real Lyric: Trogdor! Trogdor!
The Misheard: Tractor! Tractor!
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Real Lyric: Don't touch me please, I cannot stand the way you tease
The Misheard: Don't touch me please, I cannot stand the way you sneeze
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Real Lyric: Far between sundown's finish an' midnight's broken toll
The Misheard: Far between sundown's finish an' midnight's broken toe
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Real Lyric: Ahhh, push it!
The Misheard: Ahhh, Squish it!
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Real Lyric: I will never be lonely
The Misheard: I will never be a lily
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Real Lyric: Everyone is as cool as can be in a peaceful world.
The Misheard: Everyone is a fish in the sea in a peaceful world.
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Real Lyric: You wired me awake And hit me with a hand of broken nails
The Misheard: You wore Demi Moore's wig and hid me with a hundred Brylcream snails
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches.
The Misheard: holy s**t, this time i know it's the real thing...
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Real Lyric: mamase mamasa mamakusa
The Misheard: I'mma same onna side as a mongoose-a
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