The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All the mommas who profit dollas Throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: All the mommas, raisin llamas Throw your hands up at me
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Real Lyric: You tore him out and screwed him up Like a bad page in a naughty picture book
The Misheard: You tore him out and screwed him up Like a bad page in a Nazi picture book
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Real Lyric: Allison, my aim is true
The Misheard: Allison, my anus too.
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Real Lyric: But I wish it was me you chose
The Misheard: But I wish it was made at joe's
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Real Lyric: Don't cry for me Argentina
The Misheard: Don't cry for me Ike and Tina
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Real Lyric: You made your ultimatum too big to ignore
The Misheard: You made your own tomato too big to ignore
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Real Lyric: I'm a motherf***ing princess
The Misheard: I'm your mother, loving princess
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Real Lyric: Jack will you call me if you're able? I got your phone number written in the back of my bible.
The Misheard: Jack will you call me if you're able? I got your phone number written in the back of my butthole.
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Real Lyric: Simply irresistible
The Misheard: Give me all your vegetables
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies, Drags and Queens
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