The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwich
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Real Lyric: Kill all the f**s that don't agree!
The Misheard: Kill all the f**s with donut creme!
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Real Lyric: Just hangin' around the corner with these dead end blues
The Misheard: Just hanging around the toilet with my dead end loose
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Real Lyric: Cause I know what it means, To walk along the lonely street of dreams.
The Misheard: Cause I know what it means To walk alone, the low is three degrees
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Real Lyric: (Don't go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you (I wanted you) (I know) the only thing I ever really loved, was hate.
The Misheard: (Don't go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you (I wanted you) (I know) the only thing I ever really loved was AIDs
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Real Lyric: I still got this dream that you just can't shake
The Misheard: I still got this cleavage I just can't shake
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Real Lyric: Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
The Misheard: Snakes and rats keep falling from your mouth
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Real Lyric: To be with myself and center, clarity...
The Misheard: to be with my Irish Setter, clarity...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor...
The Misheard: So-oooo, open the door...
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Real Lyric: We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
The Misheard: We'd like to know a little bit about your four armed flies
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