The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Kind of a drag
The Misheard: "Canada Drag"
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrecked up like a douche you know the runner in the night
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Real Lyric: I predict a riot, I predict a riot
The Misheard: I have got Tourettes, I have got Tourettes.
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Real Lyric: But I've been burning my bell, book and candle
The Misheard: But I've been burning my fare over a broken candle
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Real Lyric: When I wear my Mary Jane shoes, I'm just like a child in underoos.
The Misheard: When I wear my Mary Jane shoes, I'm like a child on the bruise.
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Real Lyric: guitar! drums! light up!
The Misheard: get your, drugs, light up!
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Real Lyric: With a sense of poise and rationality.
The Misheard: With a sense of poison rationality.
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Real Lyric: My Name is Jonas I'm Carrying the Wheel
The Misheard: My Name is Jonas I'm Carrying the Wind
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Real Lyric: "My dog Sam eats purple flowers. Ain't got much, but what we got's ours."
The Misheard: "My dog Sam eats purple flowers. Think I'd much prefer whiskey sours."
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Real Lyric: "If we get through one more night"
The Misheard: "If we get the room, one more night"
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