The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's fallin
The Misheard: Lipstick cherry all over the lens that she's crawlin'
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Real Lyric: I cannot forget But I will not endeavor Simple pleasures are expensive But I won't regret them never
The Misheard: I cannot forget But I will not remember See these pleasures aren't expensive But I won't regret it never.
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Real Lyric: I like the sound of breaking glass And if you don't believe me, why did you ask?
The Misheard: I like the sound of breaking glass And if you don't believe me, I'll kick your ass.
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Real Lyric: Solitary brother... Is there still a part of you that wants to live? Solitary sister... Is there still a part of you that wants to give?
The Misheard: Sold to be brothers... Is there still a part of you that wants to live? Sold to be sisters... Is there still a part of you that wants to kill?
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Real Lyric: Hair blow in an open car, summer dress slips down her arm.
The Misheard: Help loading an open car, some address slips down your arm.
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Real Lyric: There are no guns, no bombs and no disease, no hungry mouths to feed
The Misheard: There are no guns, no bums and no wooden teeth, no hungry mouths to feed
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Real Lyric: The heavenly blisses of your kisses fill me with ecstasy.
The Misheard: The heavenly blizzard of your gizzard fills me with excess heat.
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Real Lyric: Sexual seduction (or in unedited versions) Sexual eruption
The Misheard: sexual reaction
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Real Lyric: ...and i need to be redeemed...
The Misheard: ...and i need a pair of jeans...
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Real Lyric: Whisper "are you dying?" in my ear
The Misheard: Mister, are you dying in my beer?
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