The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it. We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off in private.
The Misheard: Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it. We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off and drive it!
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Real Lyric: show me show me show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream, she said
The Misheard: show me show me show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream seasick
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Real Lyric: Floaty crowny things.
The Misheard: Loady browny things.
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Real Lyric: Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Coz every girl crazy bout a shark's gas mask.
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Real Lyric: "you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love"
The Misheard: "you're gonna have to face it, you're a d**k-head in love"
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Real Lyric: "Tell me doctor, where are we going this time?"
The Misheard: "pterodactyl where are we going this time?"
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Real Lyric: Playing with the Queen of Hearts knowin' it ain't really smart. The joker is the only fool who will do anything for you.
The Misheard: Playing with the Queen of Hearts knowin' it ain't really smart. Yogurt is the only food that will do anything for you.
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds and the Dunderd Sheep
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Real Lyric: From sea to shining sea.
The Misheard: From sea to Chinese sea.
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Real Lyric: Shake it down, shake it down, Shake it down now,
The Misheard: chicka bow, chicka bow, chicka bow wow,
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