The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh my god what have I done? All I wanted was a little fun Got a brain like bubble gum
The Misheard: Oh my god what have I done? All I wanted was a little fun Gonna bring my bubble gum
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Real Lyric: "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you."
The Misheard: "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, hog the bathtub just to please you."
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Real Lyric: I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
The Misheard: I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head and tell my dog this blows
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Real Lyric: I took a Louisvilles Slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
The Misheard: I took a Louisvilles Slugger to both his lights, slashed the horn, and all four tires, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
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Real Lyric: He's The Reason For The Teardrops On My Guitar, The Only Thing That Keeps Me Wishing On My Wishing Star, He's The Song In The Car I Keep Singin'... Don't Know Why I Do...
The Misheard: He's the reason for the blood drops on my hot tar, the only thing that keeps me pi**ing in my pi**ing car, He's the song i keep singing.... don't care why i do...
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Real Lyric: Start me up
The Misheard: Scorpio
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Real Lyric: Say you will, say you won't Be my guiding light
The Misheard: Say you will, say you won't Be my guy in life
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Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know Woh, woh, woh
The Misheard: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson She's a slut more than you will know woh, woh, woh
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Real Lyric: I may have lost my way now haven't forgotten my way home
The Misheard: I may have lost my weiner haven't forgotten my way home
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Real Lyric: Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
The Misheard: Won't you tell me as I have your baby?
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