The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 48601 thru 48610 of 54134
Real Lyric: All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
The Misheard: Now the b**th is mad and been washed in black, tattooed everything...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Don't call me Daughter, Not fit to
The Misheard: Don't call me daughter, Geppetto
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Wearin' my six-shooter Ridin' my pony on the cattle drive
The Misheard: wearin' my sex drive ridin'my horny all night
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deed and they're dunder treats
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Well Im shamemeless when it comes to loving you Ill do anything you want me to Ill do anything at all.
The Misheard: I'm shamus *random mumblings* I'll use anything you want me to! I'd us anythign at all!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She's so cool I'm gonna sneak in through her window
The Misheard: She's so cool I'm gonna stick it through her window
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If I told you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular
The Misheard: If I told you you were beautiful Would you pass me more Oregano?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And he took the road for God knows in the morning
The Misheard: And he took their awful goggles in the morning!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
The Misheard: Can you imagine your love fryin' deep-fried chicken
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Gonna leave sodbustin' behind
The Misheard: Gonna leave South Boston behind
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.