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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap

    The Misheard: Dirty Geeks, Dumb butt cheeks

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    Artist: Evanescence

    Song: Tourniquet

    Real Lyric: My god my tourniquet

    The Misheard: my god my turnip god

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Movin' Out

    Real Lyric: Anthony works in the grocery store, across from the medical center

    The Misheard: Anthony works in the grocery store, across from the mad placenta.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

    Real Lyric: 50 ways to leave your lover

    The Misheard: 50 ways to beat your brother

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    Artist: Looking Glass

    Song: Brandy ( You're a Fine Girl)

    Real Lyric: Brandy, you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be

    The Misheard: Brandy, you're a fine girl What a good, white human being

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    Artist: Black Crowes

    Song: Hard To Handle

    Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now.

    The Misheard: Hey little thing, lemon-lime and Kendall calls her mama. I'm sure down to mend a nine.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light

    The Misheard: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shivering light

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    Artist: Mika

    Song: Any Other World

    Real Lyric: Cause it's all in the hands of a bitter, bitter man

    The Misheard: Cause it's all in the hands of a pizza, pizza man

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Dive

    Real Lyric: Dive, dive, dive in me

    The Misheard: Die, die, die with me

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    Artist: Lionel Richie

    Song: Three Times A Lady

    Real Lyric: Beg, stole and I borrowed

    The Misheard: Big storm in a bottle

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