The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh Or am I caught in a hit and run
The Misheard: Sit up and tell me Do you really wanna love? / Don't remember / Oh oh oh Why don't you just have a ball!
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Real Lyric: All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky theres a family guy! Lucky theres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us... Stewie: laugh and cry!
The Misheard: All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us... Stewie: f'in cry!
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Real Lyric: Amarillo By Morning
The Misheard: I'm a widow by morning
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Real Lyric: May you never be afraid of your faith in
The Misheard: May you never be afraid of your baby
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Real Lyric: Give up yourself unto the moment
The Misheard: Give up your cellphone to the moon.
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Real Lyric: We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of paper
The Misheard: We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of bacon
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Real Lyric: I want to come over. To hell with the consequence.
The Misheard: I want to come over. To hell with the concert plans.
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Real Lyric: Never gonna give you up.
The Misheard: Then I'm gonna give you up.
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Real Lyric: Live for the applause, applause, applause
The Misheard: Literally applause, applause, applause
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Real Lyric: It's staring me down Wearing a crown of apathy
The Misheard: It's staring me down Wearing a crown at Applebee's
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