The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: shiny tops and soda pops, when I hear your lips make a sound
The Misheard: shiny tops and soda pops, WHEN I HEAR THAT MEGA SOUND!
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Real Lyric: It's a DAMN cold night Trying to figure out this life
The Misheard: It's a DAMP cold night Trying to figure out this life
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Real Lyric: Baby, Hopefully
The Misheard: Baby, Vote for me
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Real Lyric: Fooled me with her style and ease
The Misheard: Boogie with the Stalinese
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry,
The Misheard: Never meant to make your dolphins cry,
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Clean my sheets, dander free
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Real Lyric: your lipstick, his collar, don't bother angel
The Misheard: your lipstick is cold it's not bothering me
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Real Lyric: Fly along with me, I can't quite make it alone
The Misheard: Fly along with me, I can't cry naked alone
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Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop, please don't stop the music.
The Misheard: Weasel stomping music. Weasel stomping, weasel stomping music.
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Real Lyric: Love bites, love bleeds It's bringin' me to my knees Love lives, love dies It's no surprise Love begs, love pleads It's what I need
The Misheard: Your thighs, your knees It's bringin' me to my knees Your knees, your thighs It's no surprise Your thighs, your knees Is what I need
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