The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot him dead, you see
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Real Lyric: I've got all the pictures in my head
The Misheard: I've got all the b**thes at my house
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Real Lyric: Devil in disguise
The Misheard: Devil in the sky
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Real Lyric: Somebody get my phone So I can throw it in a public Pool and watch it float And as it's slowly sinking down, Become a social ghost
The Misheard: Somebody get my cone So I can throw it in a public Fool and watch it float And as it's slowly sinking I'll become a slice of toast
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
The Misheard: Sweet lava lamps, in different sizes
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Real Lyric: Three steps, fight an honest fight, Two hearts, that can start a fire.
The Misheard: Three steps, fight an honest fight, Two snips and you're circumcised.
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Real Lyric: Louie, Louie.. (oh baby Me gotta go)
The Misheard: The way of the White, (oh baby I gotta go.)
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Real Lyric: I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: I scream my balls off
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Real Lyric: City of blinding lights
The Misheard: City of my delights
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Real Lyric: I'm an educated fool with money on my mind.
The Misheard: I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind.
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