The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America."
The Misheard: "Take a gumball, and pass the water, breakfast in America."
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Real Lyric: The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs
The Misheard: The little-assed birds sing the pretty-assed songs
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Real Lyric: Day and night
The Misheard: Pay my kite
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Real Lyric: scuse me, while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: scuse me, while i piss the sky
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Real Lyric: Took a life from a baron land
The Misheard: Took a life from a barrel of lamb
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Massage in a bottom
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Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music
The Misheard: Hazel's got the music
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk canteen
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleisen on the road that I must travel
The Misheard: Carry a laser on the road that I must travel
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Real Lyric: Yeah you shook me all night long!
The Misheard: Yeah you, should we all die young?
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