The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't need the g's or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are
The Misheard: We can do it in the tree's with the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are.
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Real Lyric: It's bone and biggy biggy It's bone and biggy biggy
The Misheard: We're bonin biggy biggy We're bonin biggy biggy
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Real Lyric: Can't be what your idols are.
The Misheard: Kill me with your Autozone.
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Real Lyric: There goes my hero He's ordinary
The Misheard: There goes my hero He's under Mary
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton of Melons, I need a One ton of Melons
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Real Lyric: Thus now he knelt before the ruins
The Misheard: And now we stand before the rodent
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know...
The Misheard: She is the sluttiest woman you would know...
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Real Lyric: I've been seeing Lisa now for a little over a year...
The Misheard: I've been seeing Lisa now for her little ovaries...
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Real Lyric: make me cry
The Misheard: throw me some fries
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Real Lyric: I'm in a mental cage, I'm locked up Imprisoned I live, Deathlike, sickening Strong is your hold On my resignation I don't see the stars, My memories are veiled In fluid dreams I fall I'm restless Walls made of stone Are turned into water now Enlightened demons Are taking me by the hand Approaching me, This great eye speaking Mountainous waves Are breaking on my despair Awaken me but I'm still dreaming And I just plunge Into this sea of light Set open the doors of soul I'm living Lightning struck me I see the path I was so scared of And fly to the stars Conviction now increasing at last My skin is broken I see the smallest part of me My mind is alive But I'll never bow to this again Why do they call me there How can I fly to All this water I don't feel like I could ever swim to them Whales in the sky I feel they're so close Inside, and yet so far away Burst into tears, I feel sad My dreams aflame The force is now away Lie on a stone, Drop this load and cry to see The ocean planet is on burn
The Misheard: What I hear: I never meant to date..I'm local! In prison dial is death like sick-a-ling! Strong age and all the mang lies ignation eye Don't see the stars, my memories are feld Into the dreams I fold, I'm a less fass Walls made of stone, I drink i
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