The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: By your hand I've awakened Bear this honor in my name
The Misheard: By your hand I've awakened There is soda in my knee
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Real Lyric: suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze
The Misheard: suckin on chili dogs outside they taste free
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk.
The Misheard: When a redneck takes a dump.
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: In the butt
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Real Lyric: Its too late to apologize
The Misheard: Its too late for Papa Johns
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Real Lyric: I said the audience was heavenly but the travelling was hell
The Misheard: I said the audience was hell to me but the travelling was hell
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Real Lyric: Went home and learned how to clean up after myself.
The Misheard: Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom myself.
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Real Lyric: Joy is in the dictionary, See J, Billy Jack b***h
The Misheard: Sitting on a fog bank, eyeing little girls with fat intent.
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Real Lyric: The kind of girl you read about, in New Wave magazines.
The Misheard: The kind of girl you read about, in Newsweek Magazine.
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Real Lyric: Yeah, she gives a smile when the pain comes, The pains gonna make everything alright
The Misheard: Yeah, she gives a smile when the plane comes, The plane's gonna make everything alright
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