The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got a crummy job It don't pay near enough
The Misheard: I got a comic job It don't pay near enough
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Real Lyric: I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
The Misheard: I could eat a rat, I could eat a rat.
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Real Lyric: Glory Days
The Misheard: Holidays
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Real Lyric: Can you help me find my keys? Or better yet, life's meaning?
The Misheard: Can you help me find my keys? Or better yet, my spleen?
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Real Lyric: Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
The Misheard: Rebel, Rebel, Antonio Banderas
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot!
The Misheard: Hit me with a wet snot!
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Real Lyric: Come on and kick me
The Misheard: Come on and lick me
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Real Lyric: I know a thing or two I've learned from you
The Misheard: I know I've been a douche; I learned from YOU
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: Boy, I'm a Labrador. I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
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Real Lyric: It's just like the ocean under the moon and it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
The Misheard: It's just like the ocean under the moon and it's the same mosquito motion that I get from you
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