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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mountain

    Song: Mississippi Queen

    Real Lyric: While the rest of them dudes was gettin their kicks, Buddy beg your pardon, I was gettin mine

    The Misheard: While the rest of them dudes were'a gettin' their kicks, Bought a bag of pot and now we're getting high

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    Artist: Opeth

    Song: The Baying of the Hounds

    Real Lyric: Everything you believed is a lie, Everyone you loved is a death burden

    The Misheard: Everything you belived is a lie, Everyone you love is a dead bird

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    Artist: Opeth

    Song: Windowpane

    Real Lyric: There's no response or action returned

    The Misheard: Slow response erection returns

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    Artist: Opeth

    Song: In Mist She Was Standing

    Real Lyric: Contorted trees!

    The Misheard: Clitoris race!!

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    Artist: Opeth

    Song: In Mist She Was Standing

    Real Lyric: Contorted trees

    The Misheard: CLITORIS RAAAAAAAAAAACE

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    Artist: Jeffree Star

    Song: Ice Cream

    Real Lyric: I wanna S your D

    The Misheard: I want an STD!

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: Man, I Feel Like a Woman

    Real Lyric: Color my hair-do what i dare

    The Misheard: C*m in my hair,do it again

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Funky Crime

    Real Lyric: There's no groove to your gloom

    The Misheard: There's no bruise to Yoko blue

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    Artist: Pink

    Song: Missundaztood

    Real Lyric: I might be the way everybody likes to say I know what you're thinking about me There might be a day you might have a certain way But you don't in my luxuries

    The Misheard: I might be the way everybody likes to say I know what you're thinking about me There might be a day you might have a certain way But you don't have Mother Terese

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Funky Crime

    Real Lyric: Hey you mister interview I don't have to answer you this is what I grew into

    The Misheard: Hey you mister innerview I don't have to hassle you This is what I'm growing to

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