The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's ru-unning all o-over my taffeta dre-ess
The Misheard: It's running all over my daffodil dress
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Real Lyric: Servatis a periculum Servatis a maleficum
The Misheard: Sell you chips and gnarly free food Sell your chips and crappy voodoo
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Real Lyric: I'll find my place in the Diary of Jane
The Misheard: I found my face in the diarrhea chain
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Real Lyric: Scream, scream, scream The way you would if I ravaged your body.
The Misheard: Scream, scream, scream The way you would if I ravaged your bottom!
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Real Lyric: My c**k is much bigger than yours!
The Misheard: My cookie's much bigger than yours!
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Real Lyric: another loser anthem
The Misheard: I never lose my red comb! My mother lose our record! A leper sued my red coat! Your mother is our anthem! I never booze on red boats! Your mother poos on red boats...
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Real Lyric: To feel the weakness in my body Beaten and crushed like my soul
The Misheard: I feel a weakness, a gray bunny Freezing, I clutched its' asshole
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Real Lyric: She cries inside tonight, We won't die.
The Misheard: Shake my pizza tonight, Live or die.
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Real Lyric: Super man dat hoe
The Misheard: Soup's On, Let's Go!
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
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