The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: killed him a b'ar when he was only three
The Misheard: killed in a bar when he was only three
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Real Lyric: You can make my underwell
The Misheard: You can wear my underwear
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Real Lyric: Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand!
The Misheard: Who was that man? I'd like to break his hand!
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Real Lyric: I wanna know what love is I want you to show me
The Misheard: I want you to what love is I want you to b__w me
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Real Lyric: Even needs have needs, tiny giants made of tinier giants.
The Misheard: Everywhere I see, I see people named Tommy O'Jonks.
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Real Lyric: Sounds like forks on a plate Blackboard scratched with hate
The Misheard: Sounds like fox on a pole Make me scratch with rave
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Real Lyric: Just another manic Monday.
The Misheard: Just another man next Monday.
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Real Lyric: Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars.
The Misheard: George was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars.
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Real Lyric: Drink sangria in the park
The Misheard: Drink some gravy in the park
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got better days desire
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