The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come here girl, go head be gone with it Come to the back, go head be gone with it VIP, drinks on me Lemme see what you're twerking with Look at those hips Make me smile Go 'head child and get your sexy on
The Misheard: come ear girl, go hippie go with it itch my back, go hippie go with it pee on me, drinks on me lemme see what your workin with look at those lips shake me nile go head tile and get your sexy on!
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think your ready, bump this jellaayy.
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Real Lyric: Last night I slept in a bed of tears, but I woke up a better man.
The Misheard: Last night I slept in a bed of beers, and I woke up wetter man.
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Real Lyric: moves her body like a cyclone
The Misheard: Move your body like a cyclops.
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Real Lyric: Put your blue jeans back on girl, go home remember hollywood's not america.
The Misheard: Muffins, Lou, Jean, and Tom know hollywood is not america.
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Real Lyric: I see a ship in the harbour I can and shall obey
The Misheard: I saw a s**t in the harbour I can and shall obey
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
The Misheard: To me you're like a bowling dictionary I can't deny.
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Real Lyric: Think, you moron
The Misheard: sing or you mow lawn
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
The Misheard: Who's that casting Keith Richard stares in my direction
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Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: olives are pealed
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